Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village
of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there
stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen.
Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned
vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang. The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has
its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the
faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A
younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of
fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his
presence. Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to
out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as
. . . the faggiest vampire.